You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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