Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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