Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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