Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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