I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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