4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
vagina is talking i cant
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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