We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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