i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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