You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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