who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.