Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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