Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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