im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't turn off my feet"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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