My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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