Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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