i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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