Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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