Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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