if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Randomize
