Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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