Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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