The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
