You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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