im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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