i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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