I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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