Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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