:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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