I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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