How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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