Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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