Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
