This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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