so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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