How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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