How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I lost the right to judge tonight
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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