Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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