I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
