Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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