sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So many bounce houses so little time
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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