i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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