love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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