i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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