I'm really into asian looking animals
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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