if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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