Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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