Where are you?
In a non slutty way
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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