This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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