she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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