i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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