It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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