Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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