he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
As shirtless as possible
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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