cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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