i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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