Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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