If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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