I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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