wanna go halves on a baby?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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