just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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