At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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